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By ⋅ October 19, 2009

IF YOU CANT ROCK A MO, DONT FU*N COME

One Mo – Once Covered the World, It was Morning of The Mo..

Smiling yet? You should be, and it should be with a clean upper lip as you prepare yourself for another glorious month of growing (or feebly attempting to) hair below the nose and above the top lip. Soup strainer, hairy worm, the list is endless…

Movember is here and with that comes the much heralded 70s’esque surf event – Morning of the Mo.
Morning of the Mo is aimed at fun, the Mo, and uniting surfers to change the face of men’s health.

So. There’s two main reasons for this post.
1 // Get keen to grow a mo. Even if you can’t make MOTM, the highlight event of the month, you should at least do the regular mo thing and get your mates to pony up and raise some coin..
2 // Quiksilver have a been a long time supporter of the mo, and movember in general. This year they got some sweet merch for your to roll round with while looking all seedy/creepy with hair on your lip – even got a tee for the lady you’ll take home at the gala parte..

Four tee’s. Three for the lads. And as we said above, one for the lasses..
All tee’s will be available at Quiksilver flagship stores and are running at around $45 w/$10 of each sale going to the Movember Foundation

Moustache rides is easily the best one for us, yet, I’m still left waiting for the ‘If you can’t rock a mo’, dont fucken come’. Surely that thing is begging to get printed up?!

Discussion

11 comments for “IF YOU CANT ROCK A MO, DONT FU*N COME”

  • jazz widow

    Why is there no wymns section at this prostate cancer mens piss up ,we support those in need and require a wymns section to surf on the day .jazz.

  • http://www.empireave.com admin

    girls can enter. the rules clearly state.
    “IF YOU CANT ROCK A MO, DONT FU*N COME”

    simple really.
    no mo. no go.

    any ladies that wish to enter and dont have a mo might have to shave one in…

    and WTF are you spelling women’s, wymns?
    tight jeans are cool. bad spelling not so..

  • jazz widow

    Fast volley to admin ,wymns is the spelling that we use when we dont want men or man in our name ,ask germaine greer .she started it .

  • jazz widow

    The ‘boltblower’ comp in vico ,which has been running longer than ‘the mo’ has a wymns section ,hotly contested and raising mega geld for mens mental health and body health ,its also a pre 80s board comp in the true spirit of ‘love in the waves ‘but has wymn as athletes not towel warmers ,lets not get suffocated by machismo .

  • Jack

    Jazz are you a lesbian… Why do we always have to get girls involved in a good old boys day. There are plenty of girls things men don’t get invited too and we don’t kick up a stink. What are you doing warming a towel…. Shouldn’t you be in the kitchen cooking???

  • jazz widow

    morning of the mo is not just ‘ good old boys day out ‘ its an day to surf, have fun and raise money for a cancer that affects everyone who knows or loves the male who is afflicted ,ive been to all three of of the ‘mo’ surf events and have raised money for the cause ,so just like a male cricket player rockin a pink grip on his bat we would love to surf on the day and not be treated like ‘cooks’ as jack so cleverly called us ,i wonder if jack has been to all the mo comps ,i havent seen him there ,and just to call it as you guys see it the winner two years ago a young rad surfer from up ballina way had no mo, he could not grow one, his upper lip was as smooth as a porn shmoo , so ‘no mo no go’ is not as simple as you say ,this young guy had his drawn on with a magic marker , so i guess thats o.k for wymn to. later .jazz.

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  • Boony Lover

    ahhh the young guy that you mention Jazz, he had been shaving twice daily for the month lead up to the event

    – if you got the chance to look closely, you would have the seen the scars left on the area of his upper lip where many a shaving accident occured –

    and while there wasn’t much upon his lip, there was some shaving induced fur that resembled a mo.. no David Boon, thats for sure, but something was there. props for the effort.

    but if your really keen to take part in the day, you should probably jump on the backs of the organisers and see if they can help answer your queries… that or just hit up the ‘boltblower’ comp again…

    PS but it would be way funnier if you shaved a mo in, i would sponsor you for sure…

    and please don’t pull the machismo card out while your sitting there dropping the whole ‘wymns’ thing..

    its almost like your throwing stones…

  • jazz widow

    boony i just got out of the water with pauline menczer, shes keen to surf and shes got a mo that is deeper in pile than that kat from ballina who took it out 2 years ago ,shaka demus ,we can surf ,jazz.

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  • jazz widow

    I would like to say thanks to the mo surfers and fun team for this year, having a ladies division in the’ morning of the mo’ we surfed we danced we raised money ,aloha,[in the old skool way] the jazz widow.