I Am Satan

Well I’m not. But the book character is. Tim Hawken’s book to be exact. And to celebrate it’s release Tim’s publisher is giving away Hellbound for Free on Kindle this week. FREE JERRY!

So yeah, this ain’t got shit to do with EmpireAve, but damn, nothing like a bit of back scratching promotion for the boys. If you read Empire Ave regularly you’d know Tim’s name from the top of some of the posts and his affinity with Ninjas. Apart from being an internet pest with us, Tim is an author, an author with a twisted mind. His first book Hellbound came out a year ago to much hurrah and now the sequel has been droppped. You can order it off Amazon here.

If you don’t like paying for stuff don’t worry. Hellbound is FREE on Kindle this week, so if you have one of those little eBook things, or even just a Kindle reader app on your iPad, you can get your sticky mitts on a copy of his book for just the click of a button. It’s currently ranked in the top 10 of the fantasy best sellers on Amazon, so it must be rad. Rad.

And if you don’t like reading? Well, if you can’t read you wouldn’t have made it to the end of this post. But there are whispers of a Hellbound movie on the way. Hello. And yes, if Tim makes it to Hollywood I will be Turtle, not Johnny Drama.